Monday, 20 October 2008

Who the Hell are "They"??

They say Death, like Taxes, is inevitable.


What's wrong with this statement?
Well First, who are this group that seem to know all of life's little secrets, "They" seem to have a great deal of information and possibly more wisdom, than the entire population put together. But no-one has ever asked why we should care about the opinions "They" hold.

"They" Suck at picking names.

The Second thing, is who checks their information- must be difficult for a secret organisation to have the output of all those productive and wise brains checked for validity. Of course the Internet would help "They" no doubt have their own T1 line , but the Internet has been known to be wrong.

The problem is, that "They" do seem to be right about most things.

Nice guys Finish last - Nailed this one guys.
Milk is good for you- yup got it again.
Confidence is key- three in a row!!!!

Wish "They" would tell me the lottery numbers.................................

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