Adrift......

My life has taken a unexpected detour, this was not planned, and most certainly not wanted.

Due to work I have been forced to move. I'm not loving it so far.

Every friend I've ever had has been ripped out of my life. And I feel quite low. It seems that the people I cared about no longer give a shit about me.

Here we go again......

OOOOOOOOO I'm really happy.....

well OK, this is a lie.
I am currently contemplating the impending argument that I'm expecting with my flatmate.
very shortly i expect her to announce that her new Boyfriend ( of about 3-4 weeks) is going to be spending lots of time in our house.

The last time this happened, her boyfriend at the time ( an Annoying, using little wart of a human being) ended up spending more time in the house than I did. And he didn't pay rent..... what he did do was eat my food, use my Xbox. and just generally use the place as a place to doss while avoiding working.

Don't get me wrong, I have no evidence that this is going to happen again, i just plan on making sure it's not going to.

So bring it on...........

Just call me Mr. Angry........

I have come to the conclusion that I have anger issues.

Stupid,little things that shouldn't bother me,or i should have accepted by now, cause me to explode with rage. And it is i think becoming a problem.

When my pressure value opens i go totally bat-shit crazy.

I know that a lot of the time, My Anger is unwarranted, that I should be more reasonable. But I seem to be totally unable to prevent the outburst.
Don't get me wrong, I have only ever really lost my temper with People 4 times. Most of the time, I'm able to wander off on my own and rage at a wall or another inanimate object until the emotion burns itself out.

Some days, a bell tower and a high power rifle are very appealing.

Answers.....please

How many questions do we really want answers to??

Who killed Kennedy?
Will The electric car ever be viable?
When will the oil run out?
Will racism ever be Stamped out?

The list kinda gets out of control after a while.

But it strikes me that the most important questions for us to ask are the one's that directly effect Us.

The biggest questions I want answered relate to my life. They are the questions that will have an impact if answered.
And what would happen if we got our questions answered.....

Getting an answer to our questions would be great, and could change the world. If we were all happy inside our own heads, would that have an effect on our world.

however, I know the only question I want answered, is never going to be.Not ever because no-one is ever going to be honest enough to answer it.

Oh just bugger off..............

Warning.
Rant alert.


Well I'm expecting to get hauled over the coals for this. At least one of my friends is going to go absolutely mental about this post. Really sorry, but its how I feel and what i have observed over a few years.

If a woman is asked what she wants in a guy, the following points are (usually) listed somewhere in the answer.

Good sense of humour
Good looking,
Honest
Faithful.
Clever
Able to protect them.

This is great. All good traits to have in a partner.

However............

Its a god damn pitiful Sodding LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, i understand that I'm about to make a generalisation;and I apologise in advance, But women make the same one (all men are bastards/scum/evil etc) So now its my turn.

This is going to sound immodest, but quite frankly I don't give a rats ass.

I have been told, that- I'm good looking( don't agree or believe this for a second)
Again, been told that I'm funny. (not sure about this either)

I've never, ever, cheated on a girlfriend- not ever. And if you don't believe this, stop judging me by YOUR standards and bugger off. I'm sick of being compared to other people, that have nothing in common with me.
i am also, too honest for my own good. ( this gets me so many headaches, you would not believe)

And yes, i am clever, Ive passed a Mensa IQ test that placed me in the top 10% of the UK population.

Oh, and 15 years of Martial Arts Training, (Tang Soo Do, Akidio and taekwondo) has made me more than capable of breaking other peoples arms and legs with very little effort.

So, on paper I seem to check most of the boxes of what women look for in a guy.

That does however, assume that the women that answer the question "What do you look for in a guy" are telling the truth.

The reality as I have observed, is as follows.
Women want:

Miserable, moronic, deceitful cheats.

I have in the past, had girls turn me down, for junkies that steal to feed their dirty little habits, guys that hit them or threaten them in some way, or liars that couldn't outwit a carrot.

And then to add insult to injury they expect me to listen and even offer sympathy when the waste of skin that they are dating buggers off with the DVD player,TV and computer( to give to the girl he's been seeing on the side)

Its starting to annoy the hell out me.

So girls, look at the guys you've dated, how many of them were bad boys? and how many of them actually treated you the way you hoped they would. I mean, wouldn't it be nice to get a bunch of roses and not think, "whats he done this time"

Rant over.

I really like you.........But;

OK. parties are supposed to be fun right?
You get dressed up, go out, drink lots of booze and then go home.

Now I'm not against parties at all, I love em. And to be honest, i throw a good one :)
My party punch is legendary.

Last night, It was my work's farewell do. So 90% of the workforce went out and got ready to get our collective freak on.

We all went for a meal ( all you can eat Buffet thing) which was to be honest not bad. Then, we all went into a club.

I drank lots and ate lots. which is always a good thing.
The less good aspect of a party however is the self flagellation when a girl you like declares that she likes you.
But you know, that the girl in question is never, never,never going to be interested in anything other than chatting to you as a friend.

So after being told, that your great, that you make her laugh all the time, she goes home with the biggest scumbag in your office.

So come on girls, don't tell a guy you like him, then go off with the office player.

and especially don't moan about the player to the guy you like.

He really wont thank you for it.

The Grass is greener....Maybe

How many people do you know that want to get away?

You know, the mate that always goes on about moving abroad, moving away etc,etc.

I have a problem with this. Don't get me wrong, I want to live in New York City. But I think we all have a romanticised view of being somewhere else.
Sure, its a great idea and I do know someone that has done it, very successfully i might add.

I just think that most of us really don't think it through.
My flatmate for instance, wants (desperately) to go to Greece to work. She has the idea in her head that it would be great. And I agree with her. to a point.

Since she doesn't speak Greek, her employment options are limited. To be brutal, she's going to end up working in a bar. lets be honest, bar work does not pay well. In fact the money is crap.
To make any kind of living she's going to need two jobs.(she has two jobs now) She says, "I'll spend all day at the beach, then work in the night."

Only if she doesn't plan on eating.

She wants to go to Greece because its a beautiful place,its got great weather. Both I agree totally with.
But if she wants to eat and a place to live, she's gonna need two Jobs so she's not going to see either. The other reason she gives for going to Greece is to stop having two jobs........

Anyone seeing the flaw in the plan yet?

I'm all for living your dreams, we as human beings need , something to shoot for. But if your going to try, at least give yourself a bloody good shot at getting it right.

Right, I'm off to pack for new york, a t-shirt and a pair of jeans should do....right?