Oh just bugger off..............

Warning.
Rant alert.


Well I'm expecting to get hauled over the coals for this. At least one of my friends is going to go absolutely mental about this post. Really sorry, but its how I feel and what i have observed over a few years.

If a woman is asked what she wants in a guy, the following points are (usually) listed somewhere in the answer.

Good sense of humour
Good looking,
Honest
Faithful.
Clever
Able to protect them.

This is great. All good traits to have in a partner.

However............

Its a god damn pitiful Sodding LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, i understand that I'm about to make a generalisation;and I apologise in advance, But women make the same one (all men are bastards/scum/evil etc) So now its my turn.

This is going to sound immodest, but quite frankly I don't give a rats ass.

I have been told, that- I'm good looking( don't agree or believe this for a second)
Again, been told that I'm funny. (not sure about this either)

I've never, ever, cheated on a girlfriend- not ever. And if you don't believe this, stop judging me by YOUR standards and bugger off. I'm sick of being compared to other people, that have nothing in common with me.
i am also, too honest for my own good. ( this gets me so many headaches, you would not believe)

And yes, i am clever, Ive passed a Mensa IQ test that placed me in the top 10% of the UK population.

Oh, and 15 years of Martial Arts Training, (Tang Soo Do, Akidio and taekwondo) has made me more than capable of breaking other peoples arms and legs with very little effort.

So, on paper I seem to check most of the boxes of what women look for in a guy.

That does however, assume that the women that answer the question "What do you look for in a guy" are telling the truth.

The reality as I have observed, is as follows.
Women want:

Miserable, moronic, deceitful cheats.

I have in the past, had girls turn me down, for junkies that steal to feed their dirty little habits, guys that hit them or threaten them in some way, or liars that couldn't outwit a carrot.

And then to add insult to injury they expect me to listen and even offer sympathy when the waste of skin that they are dating buggers off with the DVD player,TV and computer( to give to the girl he's been seeing on the side)

Its starting to annoy the hell out me.

So girls, look at the guys you've dated, how many of them were bad boys? and how many of them actually treated you the way you hoped they would. I mean, wouldn't it be nice to get a bunch of roses and not think, "whats he done this time"

Rant over.