you want to buy something? oooo no not on a sunday

Last night, my router went pop!

Internet access is now a fond memory. Now since I'm in work till 5pm its impossible to get another one till tomorrow.
So, I decided to ask a mate to go get one for me.
Said mate, texts me when she's in pcworld- I go for a break run outside and ring her... three attempts to get her to answer the damn phone- she then tells me that she has left pcworld after an argument with one of the sales staff........caused because shes hormonal (ffs!!!!!!!!!!! take a breath before talking to people!!!!!)
so, no router, no Internet access and a slightly annoyed me........

Woo-bloody-Hoo!

The gene pool will be a better place without me in it....

Well, after careful consideration I have decided to stop playing the dating game.

This decision has come after several years of careful observation.. Women are the most illogical, Frustrating and downright bloody annoying creatures on the planet.

I have come to the conclusion that women are just not worth the trouble.....

So all you girls can now relax.....none of you will ever be bothered again.

Standards are REALLY dropping

Well, what a sorry state of affairs......

In my Job we have to leave notes when a customer calls us..

Several of the people who work in my place are out and out chavs, when reading the notes it hits home just how badly educated people are these days....

For instance- the word "Talked" spelt "torked"

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

The Silly season cometh!!!!

Well, its almost Xmas.

Woohooo!!!!!!! The time for spending money we haven't got,eating and drinking to much, attending silly parties and fending off bouts of depression is upon us :D

The pleasure is almost incalculable.
well almost.

Don't get me wrong,i do enjoy Xmas, but there are however certain aspects of it that really do make me want to go on the rampage with some form of automatic weapon.

The endless Xmas carols in shops, the really happy and helpful Xmas staff that seem to populate the shops and stores being two of them........grrrrrrr.

And then, there is the work Xmas party....lol oh boy what an opportunity to embarrass yourself and possibly cause the end of your career. The Xmas party can be really good or REALLY REALLY BAD!

This year, my firms Xmas do is probably gonna go very badly :P
still, it should at least be entertaining.

Happy Birthday- Crappy night........

Well, that's that party over with....

I made it through the Birthday celebration from hell without resorting to Murder.
This surprises me. lol
In general the night was about as I expected. Its amazing how your opinion of someone can manipulate your mood.

I don't get aggressive, but last night.......I came SO close to hitting someone with a chair. I didn't tho.
Kept my mouth shut and tried to have a good time.
Felt mostly ignored for most of the night so i just got drunk and danced like a loony.

I now no longer give a shit.

Now isn't THAT a surprise............

.........to be honest, not in the Fucking slightest.

My instincts are very good, only for spotting bad stuff, but very good.
I can see a shit-storm from 4 or 5 miles.
Its been for the most part a really lousy year, 10 days in new york, being the only really good thing about it. Since this year is very quickly running out, cant see it improving much.

I have a birthday party to go to in about 18hrs, i should be looking forward to it.....but to be honest I'm dreading it.
The person's birthday bash I'm going to, is probably the best friend i have in the world.
But at the moment I'm really angry at that person.

I don't like being angry with people, its just not me. :(
I'm not going into details, but lets just say. Someone is about to do something really stupid.

That I knew was going to happen.........

oh well.......

WTF?.....................Grrrrrrrrrr

Life, its a confusing old thing. The one thing that school does not even attempt to prepare you for is real life.

And other people.

School- you pay no rent and no bills- whoop!!!
Real Life- you pay RENT and BILLS!!!!!- boo,hiss

And other people? don't even get me started about other people.

Problem is, everyone, at some time; is the other person........
Sheesh, I want a manual for life- just a summary would do.
maybe with a diagram??