I really like you.........But;

OK. parties are supposed to be fun right?
You get dressed up, go out, drink lots of booze and then go home.

Now I'm not against parties at all, I love em. And to be honest, i throw a good one :)
My party punch is legendary.

Last night, It was my work's farewell do. So 90% of the workforce went out and got ready to get our collective freak on.

We all went for a meal ( all you can eat Buffet thing) which was to be honest not bad. Then, we all went into a club.

I drank lots and ate lots. which is always a good thing.
The less good aspect of a party however is the self flagellation when a girl you like declares that she likes you.
But you know, that the girl in question is never, never,never going to be interested in anything other than chatting to you as a friend.

So after being told, that your great, that you make her laugh all the time, she goes home with the biggest scumbag in your office.

So come on girls, don't tell a guy you like him, then go off with the office player.

and especially don't moan about the player to the guy you like.

He really wont thank you for it.

The Grass is greener....Maybe

How many people do you know that want to get away?

You know, the mate that always goes on about moving abroad, moving away etc,etc.

I have a problem with this. Don't get me wrong, I want to live in New York City. But I think we all have a romanticised view of being somewhere else.
Sure, its a great idea and I do know someone that has done it, very successfully i might add.

I just think that most of us really don't think it through.
My flatmate for instance, wants (desperately) to go to Greece to work. She has the idea in her head that it would be great. And I agree with her. to a point.

Since she doesn't speak Greek, her employment options are limited. To be brutal, she's going to end up working in a bar. lets be honest, bar work does not pay well. In fact the money is crap.
To make any kind of living she's going to need two jobs.(she has two jobs now) She says, "I'll spend all day at the beach, then work in the night."

Only if she doesn't plan on eating.

She wants to go to Greece because its a beautiful place,its got great weather. Both I agree totally with.
But if she wants to eat and a place to live, she's gonna need two Jobs so she's not going to see either. The other reason she gives for going to Greece is to stop having two jobs........

Anyone seeing the flaw in the plan yet?

I'm all for living your dreams, we as human beings need , something to shoot for. But if your going to try, at least give yourself a bloody good shot at getting it right.

Right, I'm off to pack for new york, a t-shirt and a pair of jeans should do....right?

Secrets and lies......

We all have them, and we all tell them.

but isn't it interesting that the one is used to defend the other.......

If you have a secret, you WILL tell lies to protect that secret. Its a fact. No matter what the secret it generates a lie. People say that "honesty is the best policy" but how many people are actually honest?
Politicians are supposed to be our representatives, but they lie and cheat to further there own agendas. I read with great interest an article in the news recently, that exposed the expense claims of my local MP's. I thought it was really nice of us to pay for her curtains,and her mortgage,and her Internet connection.........

If you expecting a point to this post reader, I apologise, there isn't one....or maybe i'm telling a lie??

The Joy of not smoking.......

Well first of all i'd like to thank a friend for giving me some very positive feedback regarding this blog....thanks you!!!! (you know who you are :P)

Had a text message from my flat mate today.... she's giving up smoking and asked very nicely if i wouldn't mind smoking outside for a week or so just to make it easier for her.

Being a nice chap, (SUCKER!!!) i said yes.

The major problem is however, is that I see screaming hissy-fits on the horizon. My flatmate is not the most chilled out person in the world, stress is as important in her life as well...air. So couple this with a total stop to her nicotine intake is liable to be a very interesting combination....

I expect, crying, swearing and possibly random objects being thrown my way on a regular basis......

Thinking about finding a nice Crash helmet....Maybe in blue to match my eyes.

It sounds a bit nasty, but i dont think this situation will last long, as I think The lack of nicotine will win out over willpower....

Just wondering when the crazy will break out and try to stab me in the ear with something pointy.

lots going on, none of it that good

Well lets see...
I'm being made redundant....
My flatmate seems to be intent on screwing every loser on the face of the planet.
I'm suffering from a major bout of depression

So in all, i'm having a fun week.
on the upside however, i havent climbed upto the bell tower with a high power rifle (yet.....)

Looming up in the distance.....

Comes my Birthday.....

Eeek!!!
Really not looking forward to my birthday, its starting to get a bit close now.
Birthdays have an unusual effect on me, i get stressed. Uncertain of how much i'm gonna screw up the next year lol

Break over.....birthday bashing about to begin

Well finally posting again,

just really couldnt be bothered at all last few months.

But now i'm back to annoy the only 2 followers this blog has.

Its almost april and that means that its almost my birthday. WooHOO!!! not.

But this year, i'm planning to drink and laugh and drink some more.
last years birthday was ok, but this year gonna be different.

The weekend before my birthday is going to be lost in a booze haze, then the weekend after is gonna be spent in my house with some friends ( drinking, laughing and playing with my ps3)
I am also going to make a total fool of myself for the entertainment of a friend who's feeling a little low :(
SO cue drunken home made music video, to cheer her up :)( and at the same time make her cringe with my singing)